Want to see how to quickly fail with me?
Exhibit A: Send me a message on a dating website that consists of:
..wasup cutie pie!...i am so diggin you..holla atcha bowee!...
#FAIL#
I can't stand ebonics in the initial letter.
Nine times out of ten, I won't even bother responding.
And if I am extremely busy, I won't even glance at your profile.
So, if you are wondering just why you are sitting at home staring at your monitor wondering why the young tenderonis ain't feeling your pimp, try checking your street at the door...at least in the initial note.
~Ms. Katrina
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