Contact #FAIL#

Want to see how to quickly fail with me?

Exhibit A: Send me a message on a dating website that consists of:

..wasup cutie pie!...i am so diggin you..holla atcha bowee!...

#FAIL#

I can't stand ebonics in the initial letter.

Nine times out of ten, I won't even bother responding.

And if I am extremely busy, I won't even glance at your profile.

So, if you are wondering just why you are sitting at home staring at your monitor wondering why the young tenderonis ain't feeling your pimp, try checking your street at the door...at least in the initial note.

~Ms. Katrina

Changes

Just announcing a few changes. I'm deleting...well, rather combining a few of my blogs into one. Or rolling them into this one, if you will, effective immediately. There's just not enough time in the day to maintain them individually.

This journal will be a catalog of my thoughts and experiences outside of being a mother although, as you may understand, some of those thoughts just may occasionally cross parenthood paths. I am, after all, a Mom.

~Ms. Katrina

Dr. Phil goes grass roots

I know this is silly but I am extremely excited that Dr. Phil has decided to take his show back to it's grass roots!

Last years season, with its over abundance of the "Octomom" had me quickly clicking the channel. Perhaps ratings have spoken, Dr. P.?

I must admit to not even watching and we are already into day three, but Dr. Phil comes on twice a day on the CW and I happened to catch the 5 am episode and his beautiful homily "you don't need me in your face, you need me at your back". Just that quick, I was hooked again by the Dr. Phil I know and love.

Oh, and this is a random thought but I a feeling about the relationship between Dr. Phil and Robin of the old fashion love we all seek. That is to say, if anything ever happened to Robin, Dr. Phil would soon follow her into the grave. On the other hand, though, if something would happen to Dr. Phil, Robin would plan to follow right behind but life would keep getting in the way.

Anyone else get that vibe? Or maybe, it is just me???

To lazy to mystery shop

Apparently, I am even to lazy to do mystery shopping. Or, in my case, this assignment was a simple covert auditing.

Covert my hinney.

That list was 5 pages long with small type. About 250 items. It took hours.

I completed the report and promptly removed myself from the computers roster.

I'm more inclined to do work that does not require me to leave my house. And that I have no one to whom I must report. Yep, blogging is the life for me. That and, um, my side gig. LMAO. ~winks to those in the know~

I quite adore the sensation of feeling my hinney expand.

A Lady Muses,

~Ms. Katrina